Grumble bum, which wasn’t her real name, but due to the grumps she experienced on a daily basis, had become her nickname. Her real name Skye, was but a name used when her parents where angry or even worse, disappointed with her. Her name was screamed from the top of their lungs, or whispered quietly as she looked at her feet.
The sun was out somewhere in the world, just not in this Kingdom, instead the rain clouds poured down from above, covering the world in a wet shiny layer of water. Grumble Bum woke sometime late morning, after a couple of nightly cries and tantrums, her hair scruffy and fluffy from the pillow she laid her head upon. She stretched and yawned, reaching as far as she could with her legs and her arms. She climbs out of bed, having to drop a few inches from the bed to the floor due to her size, she stretches once more as she heads to her door.
Grumble bum stops as she opens the door, for she suddenly feels different. She had a serious case of the grumps, but she had no idea why. She let’s out a piercing cry that echoes throughout the Kingdom, but unfortunately for Grumble Bum it’s not loud enough to wake her mother and father who currently lie in bed, completely dead to the world, mouths catching flies and snoring like a freight train. She was used to this, which meant she had to figure out what was causing this serious case of the grumps.
Firstly she decides that maybe she didn’t get enough sleep, I mean two hours a night isn’t enough for parents how can it be enough for her? She looks at her bed and decides this isn’t a good place to sleep, not at all, she needs to visit Nap Nap Land, high up on Blue Mountain Top. She grabs her blanket, pink and white and warm from her lying on it previously and heads out of the castle, into the Kingdom and off to Blue Mountain, which towers over the Kingdom below.
On her way she politely refuses to purchase any muslins from the market vendors who litter the streets, where there used to only be ten but within a day that number sky rocketed and now you couldn’t move without being asked to buy a muslin. As she leaves the Kingdom she manages to out run two panthers, mainly due to one being old and giving up after a few metres and the other being slightly chubbier and when got closer to Grumble Bum, decided it was too close and stopped.
Finally after a few minutes of walking she reaches the blue mountain and begins her assent to nap nap land. After an hour she reaches nap nap land, a land full of cushions, pillows, beds, comfy clouds and parent pillows for those looking to cuddle their parent. Once she arrives, grumble bum soon realises that she is in fact not tired at all. This was usually the case as her parents had found after trying everything to send her to nap nap land, she just wouldn’t go.
So off she trots back down the blue mountain to the Kingdom, trying to figure out why she had the serious case of the grumps. Maybe she was bored, this was sometimes the case, grumble bum was a very active person who needed to move about alot, so off she went to her favourite place when bored, the sea of play mats.
On arrival she stopped and saw all the other kids playing happily on hundreds of mats, some that were crunchy under foot, others that had things that jingled, others that rattled, some mats had hanging toys and some even squeaked when trodden on. It was fun for all ages, well maybe not for all ages but grumble bum enjoyed it. However after joining the other kids on the mats for a few hours she soon realises that she was not bored, and this was not the cause of the serious case of the grumps.
Taking the long route back to her home, sneaking past the sleeping beast, hairiest in all the land and the tiny wingless fairy who struggled to reach things on the top shelf. What could be causing this serious case of the grumps? She asks out loud, only to receive a response from one of the tree people. A short lady with a scruffy looking dog, accompanied by a gnome who was heading down to his favourite watering hole to catch some fish.
“Maybe you need to change?” She says before heading off with the gnome and into the forest. Grumble bum looks down at her clothes, she was wearing some dirty clothes from all she had done that morning, and decides to head home to change. She avoids the lunch time rush of the knights who eat too much, pops in to say hello to her aunt and uncle who run the local animal shelter, and finally arrives home.
Grumble bums had lots of clothes, all kept in her own part of the castle and guarded by her very own stylist in the form of her other aunty, the stylist to the family. After choosing an outfit, she tried some on but didn’t like the look of them so took them off, she realized then this was not the cause of the serious case of the grumps. Maybe I’m hungry she thought?
So off she trots across the castle to visit the walking, talking vending machine of milk, who now with her father was awake and getting on with their day, as best they can with their eyes half closed. The walking talking vending machine was always fully stocked no matter the time of the day, though her favourite time to feed tended to be when the vending machine was refueling herself.
After taking a few glasses of milk from the talking vending machine, followed by throwing most of it up, Grumble bum realized once more that this was not the cause of the serious case of the grumps. Even forcing a burp, or two, and visiting the toilet a few times didn’t relieve the grumps.
Finally grumble bum returns home, tired and still suffering from a serious case of the grumps to find her father waiting for her. She smiles and takes her spot in his arms for a great big, warm and safe hug, and as she slowly drifts away to sleep, she realizes that all she needed was a hug to get rid of the serious case of the grumps, well at least this time that’s all it took, who knows what it will take next time, which will be very soon as her parents know too well.
THE END.